Inkuru ndende

UMUCUNGUZI Agace ka 31

Sandrine : Mana uri kunyicisha amatsiko shahu. Ubanza utazi ko nkunda inkuru kurusha ifuku wowe rwose. Cyangwa ushaka kabanze kagufate uzimpe neza

Tete: Bwa mbere, yanjyanye mu cyumba abanza kunyoza ibirenge n’utuzi dushyushye. Byo ubwabyo ni akantu nakunze cyane. Yabihanaguye ubundi agenda abikorera ka massage buhoro buhoro. Uko yamasaga urabyumva nawe ni ko nagendaga ntwarwa, ari na ko tuganira. Birangiye ankorera massage ku bikanu. Aho ho yahakoze numva ndapfuye neza neza, kuko hari imitsi yakoragaho nkumva bigeze mu bwonko no mu majyepfo.

Sandrine : Umva ba uretse gato. Ibyo bintu yabikoraga mwambaye cyangwa wari wiyambuye?

Tete: Nari ncyambaye. Ahubwo nyuma yansabye kumasa umugongo, nibwo nakuyemo ikanzu ubundi nkenyera essuie-mains. Yamashije, mbese nawe urabyumva. Rero sasa urugamba rwatangiye ubwo yambwiraga kugarama akamasa no ku mabere

Sandrine: Iyo si massage ni caresse

Tete: Umva nageze aho mbona n’ubundi umusonga mfite ukwiye gushira. Ubwo ni bwo nahise nanjye neguka buhoro ntangira kumukorakora mu gituza kuko yari yambaye isengeri, nyimukuramo. Ubwo twatangiye gusomana, sinamenye igihe yankuriyemo ikariso kuko nari namaze gupfa neza neza.

Sandrine: Mana. Tete, mwakoreye aho koko?

Tete: Nkubwije ukuri ibyo sinigeze mbitekerezaho numvaga nibereye mu yindi si. Ibintu yabanje kunkorera erega ni byo byanyishe mu mutwe kuko ni ubwa mbere byari bimbayeho. Nagiye kumva numva yayigejejemo, ariko disi, nta n’iminota ibiri yamaze nahise numva anyegereye, aranyongorera ngo ndarangije
Nibwo nagaruye ubwenge. Ariko numvaga ahubwo jyewe ari bwo ubushake buri kuza neza kurenza mbere. Yahise amva hejuru ajya koga agaruka vuba. Gusa yabanje kumpanagura, ndiryamira

Sandrine: Ahree. Ibyo si byo bita gupfubya? Ubwo uwo musonga wawuraranye urawirirwana koko? Rata ni yo mpamvu yavuze mushyire ikawa, byari ibimwaro n’isoni

Tete: Jya wihutira kumva utinde kuvuga. None se nakubwiye ko inkuru irangiye cyangwa iratangiye?

Sandrine: Mumbabarire mabuja. Nashyanukaga rwose uyu munwa wanjye uzankoraho.

Tete: Karye igipondo rero. Ubwo yaje andyama iruhande atangira kunganiriza bisanzwe turatuza nk’aho nta cyabaye. Yahise azana umuneke arampa na we arya undi, aba ashyizemo akaziki gatuje ansaba guhaguruka tukakabyina, yari yongeye yambaye boxer jye nari nambaye ikabutura ye n’isengeri urabizi hasanga n’ahakonje.

Sandrine: Sha umugabo wawe ni romantique tu. Ndemeye neza neza. Ndi gukopera nanjye ubwo ariko. Nuko mubyina aka zouk ndakumva nyine za avec toi n’izindi

Tete: Wijya kure twibyiniye iza hano hafi nka Warandemewe ya Priscilla, face to face ya Charly na Nina, utuntu nk’utwo. Uko tubyina ni ko yanyuzagamo akankorakora ku mabuno, nahindukira akankora ku mabere, ubundi tugasomana. Niko na we yagendaga ajya muri mood kuko nabibonaga muri boxer

Sandrine : Rasa ku ntego mwana uri gutuma nkoresha ubwonko cyane nimagina nkumva iyo misonga irakuvaho ikanjyaho.

Tete: Banza uvuge amagambo uyamare ubundi umpe umwanya nkubwire ibyakurikiyeho utanciye mu ijambo. Kuko ni bimwe bita five in one. Nshaka kuvuga ko yakoze ibintu mu buryo butanu bunyuranye atararangiza. Ariko nemeye pee. Burya ibintu bigira bene byo mwana.

Sandrine : Nushaka umbwire nzane super glue nsige ku munwa ufatane neza ntiwongere gufunguka

Tete: Sawa noneho. Ubwo noneho uko twabyinaga yageze aho amanura ya kabutura ye nari nambaye, aba anshoyemo intoki yumva ururenda ni rwose.
Yahise na we akuramo ya boxer yari yambaye aba agaramye ku buriri aranterura anyiyicazaho. Yazamukiyemo buhoro buhoro ubundi akazajya azamuka amanuka buhoro, ansaba kubikora uko yabikoraga maze mba ari jye mbikora. Uko nabikoraga numvise uburyohe budasanzwe ariko kubera kutabimenyera, nananiwe vuba.

Sandrine: Ubwo se ntiwayumviraga mu nda koko? Ko numva ari nko kugusoka urumambo?

Tete: Tujye kuryama ndumva amasezerano uri kuyica. Twavuganye ko utongera kuvuga

Sandrine: Sha sinkubeshye sinabibasha. None se urumva koko wambwira iyo nkuru simbazeho ibibazo? Kandi ari utuntu numva dushya.

Tete: Sawa ntacyo. Ubwo yahise rero andyamisha imbere ye, ubundi asa n’unzamura ukuguru, maze ayinjiza aturutse inyuma. Sha utuntu twose yakoze twandyoheraga buri kose ukwako. Ibyo yabikoraga anyuzamo akankorakora mu mabere, nuko akanampindukiza umutwe buhoro akansoma ananganiriza. Aho rero ni ho nayumvaga neza nkumva ari kuyitindagira nanjye kubera ubushagarira ngasa n’ufunga amabuno nabikora nkumva ngo oooh, biraryoshye cherie
Nkumva nanjye nkoze agatendo tu. Burya byose hazamo na innovation mwana ntibazakubeshye.
Ubwo uko yabikoraga rero ni bwo yabyutse aranyegura asa n’unterura anyicaza ku meza aba mu cyumba cye. Nicayeho neza ahagaze imbere yanjye mbona biraringaniye ku buryo yayishyizemo ikajyamo neza. Aho rero ni ho habereye agatendo mu buzima nzahora mvuga nti narongowe peee.

Sandrine : Ayo makuru sasa ni yo nshaka neza. Uti byagenze bite.

Tete: Yagize gutya, ayikuramo ayifata mu ntoki. Aba amfashe mu mugongo akoresheje ukuboko kw’imoso, nanjye nsa n’uwegama mfatisha amaboko inyuma yanjye hasi. Aba atangiye akazi sasa. Wari wabona aho basiga irangi? Yabikoraga buhoro buhoro atuje, uko abikora nanjye nkumva uburyohe n’ubushagarira bunyirukanse umubiri wose. Yakomeje akajya anyuzamo agasa n’uyibyiringira kuri rugongo, maze ngeze aho numva neza neza ngiye kwinyarira. Natwawe ndeguka mufata mu mugongo. Na we aho kurekera aho noneho yongera umuvuduko. Umva navugije induru, ndasakuza murya inzara maze ngera aho numva ntaye ubwenge, maze za nkari ziba zirancitse sasa.

Sandrine: Ahoooo. Aba akunyaje bwa mbere sasa ukiri umukobwa. Ubwo bamwe bavuga ngo nta mukobwa unyara bazongera kumbeshya iki?

Tete: Sha nabanje kugira ubwoba n’isoni ahubwo we mbona arashishikaye akomerejeho, mbona byamushimishije yaryohewe bidasanzwe ndetse yatwawe. Ubwo yankuye kuri ayo meza nanegekaye, ansubiza ku buriri arandyamisha, maze anjya hejuru bimwe byacu bisanzwe nuko na we ararangiza, turihanagura turiryamira. Namuryamye nu gituza ndatuza numva umunezero ni wose muri jyeweeeee

Sandrine : Waouuu. Ni ukuri ndishimye ubwo byagenze neza pee. Sha iyi story ni iy’umwaka pee. Urugo rwanyu ruzaba ruryoshye sinkubeshye.

Tete: Sha ni byiza, gusa nsigaranye ikibazo kimwe kandi kiri kuntera ubwoba ntiwabyumva.

Icyo kibazo ubwo kimeze gute se kandi asigaranye? Agace ka 32 ntikazagucike

BIRAMAHIRE François Jassu

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