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FIRDAUS: Agace ka 33

DUSUBIRE MURI KENYA
Ubwo nari niyicariye mu rugo, irungu ryanyishe nabuze icyo nkora n’aho ngana, nibwo nagiye kubona mbona nimero ntazi, ariko byerekana ko iri mu Rwanda impamagaye. Nibajije umuntu uri mu Rwanda waba afite nimero yanjye, biranyobera. Gusa naritabye, ncyumva ijwi nkubitwa n’inkuba
Firdaus: Cheri amakuru?
Maurice: Amakuru ni meza. Umeze neza se?
Firdaus: Ubu mpise mera neza ariko ndibaza icyo uri gukora mu Rwanda. Ni amahoro se
Maurice: Ese wahise umenya ko ndi mu Rwanda?
Firdaus: Nawe ubanza bwarivanze. Ntiwari uzi ko iyo uhamagaye se hanze y’igihugu hazaho code y’igihugu urimo? Cyangwa urumva umwaka umwe koko naba nibagiwe nimero zo mu Rwanda uko zimeze?
Maurice: Eeeeh. Rero nguhamagaye ngirango udakomeza guhangayika. Ndi muzima, ibyanjyanye nzabikubwira ngarutse. Icyakora uze kureba kuri whatsapp amafoto nakoherereje. Turasubira mu kanya.
Yahise akupa nanjye nihutira gufungura whatsapp ngo ndebe. Ngifungura natungukiye ku mafoto neza neza y’icyumba nararagamo ubwo nari nkiri iwacu. Maurice yageze iwacu? Ubu se disi yari yagiye gukora iki?
Numvise amatsiko anyishe, ngerageje guhamagara biranga, mwandikiye nsanga yavuye ku murongo. Mama weeee. Maurice rwose nawe arushijeho kuncanga. Maurice iwacu? Ubu se yakoragayo iki?
Nakomeje kubyibazaho kugeza ubwo nakiraga terefoni ya Calema. Yambajije niba ndi mu rugo ngo ansure ndamwemerera nuko mu kanya gato aba arahageze
Calema: None se kuki utakiza kwiga?
Firdaus: Sha nari ndwaje umushuti wanjye wari urwaye. Rero bamusezereye ejobundi, numva sindaruhuka neza. Mwize byinshi se
Calema: Sha urebye ni nkaho ntacyo wahombye. Uretse mwarimu umwe waje na we yaduhaye imyitozo arigendera. Wari umeze neza ariko
Firdaus: yewe ndaho meze neza. Bite se bya cheri wawe Aziz?
Calema: Sha ibyo wambwiye narabikoze, nsubiza ubutumwa bwe iyo anyandikiye, niyo aje ku ishuri aramvugisha bisanzwe, ajya anaza tukicarana ariko nyine mba numva ntatuje
Firdaus: udatuje gute se? Kubera iki
Calema: Ndumva ndi gukunda Aziz kurenza mbere ariko sinzi icyo nakora ngo umutima we nywutsindire burundu, abone ko ntari Calema wa kera.
Firdaus: Birashoboka ariko burya. Hari ahantu mperutse gusoma inama bagira abakobwa nkawe, reka ndebe niba ndi bubibone mbigusomere
Calema: icyo ngukundira uhorana ibisubizo hafi wowe. Aho hantu se bavugaga ibiki
Firdaus: Ndabibonye reka ngusomere nawe wiyumvire
Kugirango utsindire umutima w’umusore, usabwa kwita kuri ibi bikurikira

1. Va mu mikino

Niba wigira ntacyo bimbwiye iyo muri kumwe nyamara yamara umunsi atakuvugishije ukabura amahoro, uri mu mikino. Ibuka ko atareba mu bwonko bwawe ngo amenye ko umukunda koko. Niba umukunda bigaragaze, abibone.

2. Mesa kamwe


Dukoresha imbuga nkoranyambaga kenshi mu kuganira no gusabana. Nyamara ushobora kugwa mu mutego wo kutamenya guha agaciro n’umwanya w’ibanze umusore wihebeye. Niba wumva ushaka gufata umwe rukumbi bigaragaze. Si ngombwa ngo wirirwe ubibwira cyangwa ubyandika aho ari ho hose, ariko burya uwakunze kamwe arigaragaza haba mu biganiro, mu ngiro no mu myitwarire.

 

3. Menya ibyo wemerewe n’ibyo utemerewe

Kuba wakifotora wambaye bikini amabuno agaragara inda iri hanze, ni uburenganzira bwawe. Ariko se niba wiyemeje guhitamo umwe rukumbi, wumva kwiyereka isi yose bikunguye iki niba udakora akazi kagusaba ayo mafoto cyangwa utari kwamamaza? Bitekerezeho unamenye niba abishima cyangwa abigaya

4. Iyubahe


Nutiyubaha ntawundi uzakubaha. Ibi byo ntawe ubishidikanyaho. Buri musore yishimira umukobwa wihesha agaciro, wiyubaha kandi utiyandarika ngo yitware nk’icyomanzi. Niba udahahira mu isoko runaka nta mpamvu yo kuryinjiramo kandi niba utari umujiji ntukajye mu bajiji

Ese wumva ujya mu kabyiniro ukabyinana n’umuhisi n’umugenzi ari byo bizatuma ubona umusore ugukwiye cyangwa ahubwo uzabona ugushakaho umubiri gusa? Simvuze ngo reka kwidagadura ariko menya umupaka ntarengwa

5. Mumenye


Ntiwakundana n’umuntu utazi, aha rwose waba wabyishe.

Ni byiza ko umenya neza uwo mukundana, ibyo akora, ibyo akunda, ibyo yanga n’ibindi binyuranye bimwerekeye. Uko kumumenya bizaguha ishusho nyayo yo kumenya niba koko mwashobokana cyangwa se mutahuza. Ikosa benshi bakora ni ukwihutira ishyingirwa abataramarana agahe baziranye ugasanga uko wamubonaga siko ari nuko gatanya ikaba iraje.

6. Muganirize


Kuganira ni inzira y’ibanze mu kongera imibanire n’ubusabane mu bakundana. Muhe umwanya haba imbonankubone, haba ku mbuga nkoranyambaga, umenye uko yaramutse, amerewe, niba ari ku kazi cyangwa mu rugo, mbese umuhe umwanya wawe.

7. Wimuhisha ahahise


Buri wese agira ahahise heza cyangwa habi. Nib akeneye kumenya uko wabayeho mu hahise kandi hakaba ari habi, mubwize ukuri kandi umubwire umwereka ko aho witwaye nabi wifuza kuhakosora mufatanyije, aho wababaye akaba ariwe waguhoza.mbese utume akugirira impuhwe kandi yumva ko koko mukwiranye kuko umutima wawe wawumuhaye. Aho kugirango akubwirwe n’abandi, ni byiza ko wowe bwite umwibwira

8. Wipiganwa na we


None se niba anyoye inzoga ni ngombwa nawe uyinywe? Niba asohotse nawe usohoke? Oya. Ba wowe ureke nawe abe we, niho muzanamenyera guhana agaciro mu byo mukunda.

9. Mwubahe wubahe igihe cye


Niba mwahanye gahunda wiyica ku munota wa nyuma kandi udafite impamvu ifatika. Niba udafite icyo kumubwira gifatika wimutesha ibyo arimo ngo umubwire ko umushaka. Kubaha umuntu ukubaha umwanya we bituma nawe abasha kukubaha akanubaha igihe cyawe

10. Wimuhora ibyo atakoze


Ushobora kuba warababajwe na benshi mbere ye. Rero siwe ukwiye kuba inzirakarengane ku makosa y’abandi we atagizemo uruhare.

Niba uwo mwatandukanye waramuhoye kuguca inyuma wihita ubitura kuri uwo ngo niba umubonanye n’umukobwa cyangwa usanze hari uwo bandikiranye ubigire intambara umucyurire ibyo atakoze

11. Niba musohokanye muhe ibyishimo

Kuba yafashe cyangwa wafashe akanya ko gusohokana na we ngo musangire mwishimane, tuma ako kanya kaba agahora kibukwa iteka kandi mwese muryoherwe n’ibyo bihe. Gerageza utume uwo munsi utazibagirana. Amagambo ukoresha, inseko, imyitwarire, bitume aryoherwa kandi yishima

 

12.  Ba umunyampuhwe


Kuba umunyampuhwe bivuze kugaragaza umutima w’ubugwaneza, kugaragaza urukundo no kumwitaho ukamenya icyamubabaje, niba yarwaye ukamuba hafi, mbese ku buryo kuba uhari kuri we abibonamo igisubizo cya byose. Numusura ntutinye kumutekera, kumukorera isuku, kumufurira…

13. Rema urwibutso hagati yanyu aho kugarura ibyahise byawe


Nibyo koko hari byinshi wakibuka ndetse bibabaje hagati yawe n’abo watandukanye na bo ariko se kubigarura bimaze iki hagati yanyu? Ahubwo nicyo gihe ngo mureme ibindi byiza hagati yanyu muzajya muratira abandi bose n’abazabakomokaho

 

14. Igirire icyizere


Wikumva ko udashobora kumurutira abandi baba abo batandukanye cyangwa se abandi bakobwa bahari. Ahubwo iyumvemo ko ubaruta kandi ufite icyo ubarusha azagukurikiraho. Imyitwarire yawe niyo izatuma mugumana cyangwa mugatandukana

15. Ba wowe ubwawe


Wigira uwo wigana cyangwa ngo ugire imyitwarire idasanzwe kugirango umwemeze cyangwa umwigarurire. Oya. Ba wowe, ukomeze kuba uko wari uri ahubwo ibyo uzi bibi byatuma atakwemera ari byo ureka. Naho kwiyambika ukundi, kwisiga ukundi, byo ubwabyo ta rukundo rudasanzwe byazana nubwo bishobora kugendana n’ibigezweho
Narangije kubisoma mbona mu maso ya Calema hari kuzengamo amarira.
Calema: Sha uwanyereka uwanditse izo nama. Ni zo pee. Ni byinshi nibutse nakoze ahahise byatumye abasore bose babona ko ndi uwo gusambana na bo gusa. Nta wigeze ansaba gusohokana na we ngo nange, apfa kuba yarabaga afite ayo kunywera. Najyaga njya mu kabari ngataha bucyeye, ubwo uwo twasohokanye yansaba kumuherekeza nkabura imbaraga zihakana. Na Aziz buriya twatangiye kuganira bwa mbere duhuriye mu kabari, sinari nzi ko tunigana. Nabimenye bucyeye nje kwiga nkamubona mu ishuri. Urumva yari amaze kumvumbura sinari mfite uko mucika. Aho amariye kuryamana na njye atangira kunsuzugura no kunyima agaciro, kumbe ni uko ari ko namwiyeretse nyine. Gusa urakoze. Izi nama ngiye kuzubahiriza kandi ndizera ko nzabishobora. Hagati aho se wowe bite?
Firdaus: Sha jyewe bimeze neza, Maurice rwose yamaze gufata umwanzuro, nkurikije uko mbibona kandi ngerageza kumubera inshuti nyayo kandi nziza. None se ko ngiye guteka, ntugihari nteke byinshi dusangire?
Calema: Ahubwo uteke byinshi cyaneee. Nshonje bidasanzwe
Twahise tujya mu gikoni, dukomeza guteka tuganira
TUGARUKE MU RWANDA
Umusaza yaraje nuko agikubita amaso ifoto ariyamirira
Papa Firdaus: Uyu ni Firdaus wanjye cyangwa ndarota? Niko iyi foto uyikuye hehe?
Mama Firdaus: Nyikuye hano, ubanza ari wa musore wayisize hano. Urabona se uyu atari umukobwa wacu
Papa Firdaus: Ni we peee. Ni we rwose. Umukobwa wanjye. Ubu koko uyu mwana wacu nzongera kumubona nte?
Mama Firdaus: Mana niba koko waratubabariye, uzongere uduhuze n’umukobwa wacu. Twaramuhemukiye bikomeye ariko rwose twaricujije bihagije, tubabarire uzaduhuze na we rwose, kandi tukwijeje kuzamufata neza
Yabivugaga arira, ubona agaragaza kwicuza no kwihana muri we.
Ibyo byose bakibirimo, umusaza yahinduye ya foto ahita abona amagambo yanditseho
Yagiraga ati

Mumbabarire nababeshye, nababwiye inkuru y’umwana wanyu nyiyitirira ngo numve niba koko atarambeshye cyangwa mwaricujije. Ariho ni muzima, ariga neza, vuba aha nzamuzana abasure
Basomye ayo magambo bahita bahoberana, barushaho kumva ikiniga cy’ibyishimo.
Maurice aho yari ari, yahamagaye Samson
Maurice: Ngwino se nkubwire ahandi hantu tujyana mwana
Samson: ngusange hehe se boss
Maurice: Ngwino unsange hano moto zakatiye. Ubwo uzane n’indi moto iri buntware.
Samson: Turaje vuba ihangane turakugeraho mu minota micye
Noneho se kandi Maurice ashaka kujya hehe? Ese aba babyeyi koko barihannye cyangwa ni uko batamubona hafi?

Biracyaza…..

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